Wednesday, December 16, 2015

List Therapy

(In no particular order)

Things Students Do That Make Me Crazy
1. Not reach the page minimum
2. Use an excessive header for an assignment (Name, date, class, my name, class time, ID number...)
3. Write papers as if they are sending a long text to a good friend
4. Openly claim they do not keep up with world, national or state events (they should start)
5. Submit assignments in irritating fonts- especially Comic Sans
6.  Email me incessantly
7. Try to turn in work late
8. Ask me questions about things that are on the syllabus
9. Make racist, sexist, ignorant remarks
10. Upload things in a format besides PDF or .doc (despite me telling them repeatedly not to)

Songs Getting Me Through This Deployment
1. You and Me by You + Me
2. Ocean Sized Love by Leigh Nash
3. Photograph by Ed Sheeran
4. The Promise- covered by Brandon Heath
5. Sea of Lovers by Christina Perri
6. You Know Me by Bethel Music
7. I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie
8. Do What You Have to Do by Sarah McLachlan
9. Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
10. So Far Away by Carol King

Thing Zack Loves To Get In Care Packages
1. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
2. Candy
3. ZzzzQuil
4. TidePods
5. Nose Spray
6. Vitamins and EmergenC
7. Notes/Cards
8. Pictures and art projects from Lane
9. Protein bars
10. Hand Sanitizer

Shows I've Binge-Watched In the Past 6 Months
1. Marvel Agents of SHIELD
2. Jessica Jones
3. Vikings
4. Wentworth
5. The 100
6. Bloodline
7. Jane the Virgin
8. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
9. Call the Midwife
10. The Honorable Woman

Things I Hate Doing When Zack Is Gone
1. Emptying the dishwasher
2. Decorating for Christmas alone
3. Steam Mopping
4. Dog poop duty
5. Sleeping Alone
6. Eating every meal alone
7. Watching TV alone
8. Walking the dogs alone (yay for double leashes though!)
9. Cleaning dog throwup and drool
10. Everything!

Products/Companies I'm Loving Right Now
1. Zulily
2. Emeals
3. New Balance
4. BirchBox
5. Sprouts
6. Comics n Stuff (amazing store at my local mall)
8. Clinique
9. JibJab
10. USPS

Things I Do Instead of Studying
1. Walk the dogs
2. Clean
3. Grade
4. Work out
5. Facebook
6. Play solitare on phone
7. Buzzfeed
8. Laundry
9. Worry about studying
10. Blog